Hello, my name is Bo
Tawn and I live an exhilarating life- style. My job allows me to travel all over the world. You see, I am a fashion accessory and my duty is to help
fashionista’s clothes stay on and together. I assist in everything from keeping jackets closed, to having a dress stay in place after a much-needed fitting. I have dawned on EVERYONE’S outfits! I have sat on the fat belly of Rosie O’Donnell as she babbled away on The View, and I must admit, I thought it was going t burst! And one day, I did just that. She was leaving the set, walking through the alley to her limo, when her suit jacket popped. Through the air I flew, the wind blowing back my fuzz, and landed with a “
Tink!” on the pavement. I looked up only to come face-to-face with a dirty old hobo. He picked me up with his smelly, grimy hands and tossed me around. One time I missed his hand and sailed once again through the air towards the street. I landed just in time for the annual Queen’s Day Parade. I heard the clip-clop of hoofs come up behind me and the next thing I knew, I was in the mouth of a beast! This horse continued to trot down the avenue with me in tow. I was smashed between his teeth and gums for a while, but I was starting to slip. Slowly, I slid back towards his tongue, and as soon as I touched it, the horse let out a “Nay!” and jolted his head back. He spit me out and I landed on the satin bench of the carriage he was pulling along. Once again, I found myself in the hands of a stranger. Her gloved hands were dripping in gold, ruby and sapphire as she said in her funny voice “Oh my, what a shame. It appears as though a clasp has fallen off my
pea coat!”
“ Don’t worry your majesty, I’ll send it off to the palace tailor as soon as we return to England,” said a strange man as her whipped me from her grasp and plopped me down into his dark pocket. I guess the queen and Rosie have the same stylist. She must have good taste because I find myself to be quite handsome.
I am circular and small. I have two cut-outs in my middle to keep me on the clothing. My soft and conservative
turquoise and navy tweed is SUIT-able for any occasion. I am simple, classy and sophisticated. My dainty size makes me cute and adorable. My knit is soft to the touch ad completes ant
ensemble. After people see me on the Queen of England, I’ll be in high demand. So who knows, hopefully you’ll find me on your next new purchase.